PT-(from terranus)-Emperor is dying in zot109land

A telegram from New Kashyyyk's tribal leader is sent expressing his condolences.

(OOC: That's the official name. Scandinavian Wookiees is only the in-game name because it sounded funny.)

a telegram was sended back to New KasHyyk to thanks them

ooc; should i put the crowning in here or start an new topic?

(OOC: Put the crowning here. I suppose I should make a name a name for the guy. Courtesy of Star Wars Galaxies' random name generator, the guy is named Shoran.)

ooc; wich guy is named shoran?

A telegram was send to all country's to invite their national leaders to the crowning of (crown)prince Karel and a grand dinner in the royal palace after festivities in the capital city.

Orrin Rand, Autoarch of Bookterra, responds that he will attend the festivities.

Shoran, the Allsherjargoði, or All-Warring Chieftain, responds that he, too, will attend, as does Adenoid Hynkel of Tomainia.

(OOC: You are getting better with the grammar and spelling bit. If you want a guide if you're not sure about something, click here for stuff by the Oatmeal.)

ooc; i have totally no idea how to begin with the crowning ceremony

(OOC: Fortunately, crowning ceremonies vary and are made up by the nation that does them. Since you're the nation that is doing this one, you have the artistic license to do whatever you want with it.)

ooc; thats the problem kinda i want a ceremoney thats totally with the culture of the place where its happening brussels (rp; zot109landstad) . I want to copy a bit the culture of belgium into (South) zot109land
but the rl situation is ; brussels is an flemish city but most of the inhabitants are from the french side of the country with an whole other culture then on the flemish side

(OOC: Just do whatever you want to. Nobody will really care. As an example, the Swiss Empire on Earth has Superman flying around.)

(OOC: So skip the ceremony and go straight to the celebration and we'll all pretend it was a great ceremony )

ooc ; okay then we go for dinner!

After the ceremony all kings/tribal leaders/emperors/... , went to the royal palace for the dinner .

On the menu stood french fries, cooked potatoes, baked patatoes, various salads, various raw and cooked vegdetebles, raw tomatoes, fishes like salmon, trout etc, beef from the cow and horse , beacon , lasanga, and desserts pancakes and icecream (and the combination of the two)

(OOC: Adenoid Hynkel is the Phooey of Tomainia. He's from a Charlie Chaplin movie making fun of Hitler. So yeah, he's basically a comically inept version of Adolf Hitler.)

And so they head for dinner, Hynkel and Shoran staring daggers at each other the whole way. They're not on friendly terms.

(OOC: How many people are in South Zot109land? I'm going with maybe 20 million for Tomainia.)

Orrin Rand doesn't input much, and certainly doesn't help break the ice.

"So this heir to the throne thing," he asks, "to whom does it fall?"

ooc; at te moment in the rl benelux and germany live 102 million people i am gonna reduce this to 50 million if thats okay? and burn i think you mean if the heir to the throne goes to if the current become emperor king/emperor



"So this heir to the throne thing," he asks, "to whom does it fall?" Said Orrin Rand

If the current heir becomes emperor the oldest child of the current emperor, mostly male . When the emperor dies and has no kids his brother or sister becomes emperor /empress.

(OOC: Sure. I was going to make him suicidal enough to attack the 102 million but that works fine, too.)

Hynkel and Shoran continue staring daggers at each other while they eat. Shoran finally speaks. "Arrrrgh. Argh. Aaargh." His human translator says, "Yes, who specifically is going to inherit the throne?"

"My question was mostly to see how similar your system of selection was to our own," Orrin explains as he eats slowly. "However, I see that it is quite different."

ooc; we skipped the ceremony right?

One of me future kids is gonna become emperor or empress

now emperor karel turns his head at orin

how does it work in your country?

"Aargh. Rrrargh. Aaaaargh." His translator says, "His eldest son inherits the position of Allsherjargoði. It's primarily a ceremonial position."

Hynkel says, translated from Tomainian, "I am the Hynkel Party and the Hynkel Party is the State." He refuses to clarify.

"In Bookterra, the current Autoarch designates the next Autoarch based on his own evaluation of merit. There is no hereditary system, as those are prone to instability and hierarchical aristocracy," Orrin replies.

Intresting , thinks the new emperor while his eating from his salmon

Now where talking, how is it with your military forces? Asked Karel. cause the house of Alan -as they called themselves , it becomed their official name- liked wars. with that likennes to wars they conquered the whole of germany. He only wanted to know the strenght of their armies to know his army would be able to defeat them quickly or with a long war....

Shoran growls and snarls and his translator says, "We have no formal military, just a lot of people with guns and crossbows."

"Tomainia mit der grosseitz Armee in der Welt, der grosseitz Navy in der Welt!"
"Tomainia has the greatest army in the world, the greatest in the world."

As he's eating, Tomainian Stormtroopers are making their way into the British Isles.

Shoran's translator protests that he is very much human.

Hynkel says, in Tomainian, "German? I do not speak German. That is Tomainian. There is more than one way to have the greatest army in the world."

(OOC: I said it was a human translator a while back. Tomainian is gibberish that only sounds German.)