Always good for laughs

The old JB threads. I looked at the USS lately and he's pretty much run it below the ground. Seriously? Passwords? Recruitment bans?

You can still get on there?

The USS? I just looked at the regional message board and one of my dead puppets is in their forum, though I almost never post.

Oh. The RMB.

I haven't looked over there in ages.

The last message posted there was over a month ago. I think it's only Mid and JB there, now.

I still can't get over Deep Unknown Rift

OMFGMETEORZ!!!

Or worse yet, the interrogation scene. I think that we've got a pretty definite idea about JB's fetishes now

Panzersharkcat wrote:

OMFGMETEORZ!!!

It's funny that this is basically a good summary.

Having my tanks run over his troops was hilarious as well, as he said he only sent infantry down. No armored vehicles and no artillery. Only small arms. Good job understanding the concept of combined arms tactics.

Shame we can't read the thread anymore. Unless you'd be willing to move it out of the archive forums, Panzer?

I set it so that archived posts can be read by regular members. I think you should be able to read it now.

You sure? I still can't find it.

I forgot to move it out of the moderator and admin section section. It should be a child board under issues, now.

Err, I looked again, and I still don't see it.

Can you see it now? I checked with the Mordred profile and it could read it.

Yep, now I see it. Let's pick out choice moments!

- JB magically reading Mordred's mind and threatening to invade Panzersharkcat while telling him that his army is "at the boarders".
- Everyone then piling on JB, who then backed down.
- An coming in and mobilizing his military for no reason.
- JB deciding An was getting invaded by "super natural beings".
- JB asking Rut, the socialist state with no monetary system, to either "buy" or "invest" in his school system (he obviously didn't understand either of those two terms).
- The new president invading "Mordred Empire" over the years old embargo.
- Everyone, including me this time, piling on JB again.
- JB setting up the peace meeting we didn't agree to go to.
- The vice president deciding that they weren't paying compensation for the war and were willing to fight four nations at once, each of which could easily win alone.
- "We are in a state of war with Panzersharkcat and his Allies. I have said that will see them on Panzersharkcat. I however have a secret plan to throw them off. We need to knock his allies off as well. Send all forces to Burnination. Once our allied forces arrive. We will divert to Rutianas."
- JB using his puppets in the war in a way that makes no sense IC.
- Magical nukes hitting The Haven from nowhere.
- "Oh, and if you want in on the party, drop a couple million troops to help out. I'm sure they've got some good alcohol there. Somewhere. The troops need a good rest really."
- All of JB's troops magically returning to the capitol after he "[sent] all forces to Burnination".
- OMFGMETEORZ!!!
- Tanks entering the city and somehow firing at the center of our forces.
- "We have intercepted your message and will not let it happen. You should learn how to enqript messages."
- Dimitri sending JB viruses.
- The interrogation scene. Oh, and did anyone remember how he planned to post a YouTube video?
- Negotiating JB into the Imperial Republic.
- JB stalling.
- I LIKE PANCAKES. (Basically, all of those posts we made to bump the thread.)
- Renegade suddenly getting assassinated. (I don't even remember this.)
- The superhuman rioters.

And then the whole thing turning into one nasty debate. Looking through this list, now I finally truly understand why we got rid of JB. :/

Not to mention JB talking of the supposed invaders of An to be "subhuman." That to the face of an emperor whose empire contains three different species.

Also, exactly how would he able to defeat Burn? Taking a planet takes a LONG time. It took months for my overwhelming army to shove Burn's forces into the capital and it bogged down from there. It didn't help that I had to fight off Rut at the same time. He would be in the same situation, minus the overwhelming army and the fact that I'm going to be attacking him, too.

That summary is just great

It's really hilarious - I have an observer nation in the USS and JB is constantly talking to me (one-sided, I never respond anymore) about how he's going to 'retsart and revitalise' (spelling intact ) the region.

After he drove it into the ground with a RECRUITMENT BAN? Right.

Well, of course! How else would you restart a region?

By pressing the restart button, silly.

Ah: the restart button. How could I have forgotten.

Look at it this way... JB got so annoying even Mid left; he hardly ever logs into that account anymore.

Heh. Anyway, I let think you should be able to see the Flower War now. It's read only.